Okay, so I don't say LOL and things like that. In fact, I try to stay away from them as much as possible. I don't like abbreviations. About the only abbreviation I like is MST3K because it's fun to say. ^_^
Most of my Amber-isms won't make it into DA conversation, mostly because, unless it's someone I know in real life, I will probably try to be as nice as possible because, let's face it, people can take things twenty miles past the wrong way on the internet. It just doesn't do well with sarcasm. But, things slip out on occassion and may or may not be misconstrued. This is a guide to help prevent that from happening. Or not. Maybe it's just a bunch of stuff so that I don't have to explain myself. Ha.

Ha.- so there.
Ha!- that's funny
Heh!- that's funny
Heh- that's kind of funny in a wierd sort of way or I'm not amuzed enough to give it the covetted exclamation point.
hee hee- that's also kind of funny
hee hee hee- that's kind of funny, too and I'm snickering so maybe I'm being a little evil....
huh- that's a chuckle
huh....- or maybe it's a thinking thing... huh....
hm- thinking. you might be right
uh-huh- yes
e-heh- ebarassed laugh
(cough cough)- I've just said something I would like you to pretend you didn't hear
urgh!- frustrated and unhappy
Argh!- see above
mlrf- have no idea what to say-- that's the sound of me trying to say something and having it die in my throat
urgl!!!-- I'm dieing! That's the sound of me dieing.
Bah!-- I know that. I just disregaurd it. If ever there was a sound that embodies blatant and arrogant ignorance this would be it.
Keh!- that's a scoff
Ara?- huh? or what? mostly when I'm being playful
uh-uh-- no
hahaHA!- I can't remember when I've used this lately or how many ha's constitute this particluar ha but if the last few are capital you can bet the laugh is at your expense... sorry... it's just true.
hunya?- I used to use this one alot. Not so much anymore, but it's basically, huh? or what?
blink blink- I .... totally don't get what you just said.... either that or I'm not registering it. That means it gets no gifts for its wedding.
boo6yah!- sometimes I throw this out there when I'm being wierd and nonsensical. It's to throw you off the trail!
corgi- cool.
the boo-- that's the cat
boo- either the cat or Danial, my boyfriend. look at the context to determine. Still not clear? hope I haven't forgotten.
Wobs- oops. amber make a mistake
oog- I feel sick; like vomit-y sick. or maybe just world-weary and soul-sick... oog....

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Additions to the Amberisms 4/28/06
Frick- crap, or another bad word
Oofta- I don't remember where I got this from but it's like a slightly playful "oof" or one that has been cut off on purpose
Whoof...- I'm tired. I'm done. Kind of like, "phew!" in some cases-- a sort of sigh.
Phoof...-- see above, I guess.
AIT-- Acronym... er.... ?... that's the right word, right?... Anyway, "Angel in Training" the comic
Angel-- also "Angel in Training" the comic
Kisa-- Short for Kisa Complex or possibly the character
Grarg!- severe annoyance; fed up
Rarr!-- see above
Hrrrrrr.... - annoyed but dealing with it
Grrrr....- see above
Tractor-- -_-; sigh.... -_-; This is any artwork that can be sold for money
Donkey-- any artwork that people are not interested in buying and I just make for myself
er...- thinking, embarrassed, possibly stalling for effect
erm...- see above
Ahm....- see above
HA- Halloween Academy
Eeeee! - squealing like someone that is excited
Weeha- kind of like Yeeha only more staccato.
Whoooooo...- sarcastic excitement meaning that I'm not really excited at all and in fact a little annoyed
Whooo!- probably sincerely excited. check the context
Yay!- see above
yay...- sarcastic yay
teh- the. No, I'm not misspelling it, I've just been to 4chan too much